Wednesday, February 27, 2008
xiao mao jia dao

Haha, guess what? Its... NOT MY BIRTHDAY? Or rather, its one day after my birthday! Hooray! How wonderful! Splendid! And guess another thing. I failed my english! And another. I failed my math too! Ok... I'm being mad again. Nevermind. Apparently someone says its better than spelling "Juni" over and over again on my math textbook.
Sigh. Sic, no one's reviewed... ahh, I feel deprived. :( No more bond. I'm going on Award's Day, RYAN pressurized me and now he's disappeared to terrorize someone else. Poor people. Anyway. Erm. Nothing else to write... eh, Jim isn't bad at Rubic's Cube! Eh, he did it below one minute. He says he does a three minuter, but I timed him at recess and he got 50+ seconds.
Ok... I'm off to check my FF! Groan all you like, people, but I'm still going. May put up my new blog URL... when I remember. Ok. Bb. See you soon. Sayonara. Au revoir, mon ami/e
Hehe. Ok. Bai Bai. Zai Jian Le! To all band members, sorry I didn't come yesterday. I was too busy memorizing Ci Yu Shou Ce. Ahh. See? Nothing.
Luv,
The Mao
ChrisCatho; 12:06 AM
Friday, February 22, 2008
BRADLEYS BIRTHDAY

Today.
Is.
Saturday.
Saturday, 23rd of Feb.
Nothing Special?
HELL NO!
ITS MY BIRTHDAY!
:D:D:D.
Alright anyone who wishes me a happy birthday i really appreciate it. Thanks for making my birthday great :D.
ChrisCatho; 7:35 PM
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Valentines Day

Hey guys, guess what? ITS VALENTINES DAY!
Fine, not yet, but in 30 mins.
I might not have the chance to post this tomorrow.
So im doing it today. Okay so basically i composed a poem, for everyone to read if youre
interested.
Its about love. Obviously. and dont worry :D. Its not emo. :D.
The Three Roses.
A rose for you and a rose for me
two roses all but intwined
but there isnt a third dont you see
three roses for you and me
A rose for care from me
A rose for care from you
A third for love that we share forever be
One rose and another, a third to bind
Three roses all but one
One rose for me
One rose for you
A third for the love we share
Alright thats the short version. The rest is a bit weird.
:D
Happy valentines day everyone.
And to all, whom i care for, whom i want to care for. I love you as a friend always. And to thank you for being there for me, always :D.
Brad
ChrisCatho; 7:23 AM
Saturday, February 9, 2008
RE:

Wtf...
I spend so much time
Making myself so bloody EMO
And all you can say is enjoy LIFE?
ShIt
SHIT
shaait
and as for YOU (the person who made me so damn EMO) i spent the whole EFFING CHINESE NEW YEAR THINKING ABOUT YOU. GOD.
I dont know If I love you But i knowI want to=================================================Sorry bout that, was abit stressed...
Thanks ill TRY to enjoy life
I hope ill be able to at least.
ChrisCatho; 2:05 AM
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Yox, all.l

Yo, all. What's up with the anguish, Bradley? People don't hate ya, they just don't understand your moodiness. : Sry, btws this is a uber short post cuz im at my grandmother's house :) having fun.. tho im sick..down with the flu. well, that's all i've to say. brad, juz enjoy life - its not just abt friendships.. oh ya, sry ryan. chenyu said that u were looking 4 me at assembly ground. i went home to take piano :X crap gotta go liao...
Luv
Mao
ChrisCatho; 10:23 PM
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Emo Post 1

Do you hate me?
Most of the people i care about.
Hate me.
Why?
I try everything.
They hate me.
I hate me.
I hate myself.
Why?
I care about them.
They hate me.
I love them.
They hate me.
Why?
I dont know.
Help.
Do you hate me?
The teardrops glisten on my eyeIm hurting, you dont see itWhy, I dont understand
ChrisCatho; 6:55 AM
Monday, February 4, 2008
Ryans Girlfriends

HOLY SH*T!!! THIS IS ASTRONOMICAL!!! why the FREAKING HECK does girls oodle over RYAN and not MOI?!
No seroiusly, its like, THOSE FREAKING CHIO GIRLS, ALL WASTED ON RYAN. He dunno how appreciate this kind of things wan. So sad.
Ei ryan, intro me to them lerhh :D. I tell you arh, when they hit 15/16, their DAMN CHIO!!! and also damn tall larh, but who cares right? im still there height :D.
Unfortunately, they have to say RYAN is cute?! HELLO?! okay maybe his cheeks got some extra fat. BUT HES NOT THAT CUTE!
Why god? why no one say that to me? WHY!!!?!
And why no matter how paikia i look (ryan not that paikia okay), the chio girls dont even TALK to me? Okay like my age the girls dao me, i dun care. Its, normal? Then the girls one year and up talk to me. Fine
BUT WHY NO ONE WANNA FLIRT WITH ME?!
God, i need to get into secondary school. and Fast. Hopefully not all the girl in RGS like the stereotpye larh. All devils.
BUT DAMN CHIO! SO WHO CARES HUH?
P.S. I am not as gay/despo as i sound...
Praise The Lord,
Brad
ChrisCatho; 12:42 AM
Time to make things real!

As you can see, Ms Mao made the post in the entirely wrong format with ALL the wrong details. Now, let the master teach you!
:D
One very fine day, which was incidentally a Saturday, 2nd of February. :D Yea, yea, i went to NUS the faculty of law there to see the seniors own noobs. Kinda lost. Met Max! Hes mom drove us in. Was told whats bond and bowl :P
FWAHAHAHAHA
Then, hanged around for the first debate. Waited at the food court for 1 hour for impromptu. While my kind-hearted seniors briefed me on how to escape from girls. :D
Went up, Heidi came in lala Cause she wanted to find Darion! our sex symbol. Then he wasn't there, so blah blah blah blah blah went down blah in the lift she stalked me blah blah.
Then when i was going up again met my brother's 2 GFs. Susannah and someone unknown lala.
Stalk!
=(
sobs!
started the cutey talk!
:P
lala! then followed us around... then erm while waiting for the 3rd round clarissa preyed me. >_<
my bro's crazy gf started calling me.
hais..
played smack hand with liki~
red red~
quite fun.
Then max started hugging me to make the other girls following us jealous
==
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA went home!
:D
ChrisCatho; 12:28 AM
Saturday, February 2, 2008
The Funniest? Impossible.. Thing That Happened To Ryan..

So, yo! Ryan appealed to me to write this... plus its so comical I must scribble it somewhere.
One fine day (I'll get ALL the details but not the date?), Ryan came upon four girls. They knew his brother, who's in HCI too... (he keeps squealing on MSN that he's STALKED) They came up to him and giggled all SS-like.
And said:
OMG, you're so cute! What's ur name? Can you take a walk with me? (at this Ryan mutters about SS girls being uber daring...-.-) Can you buy a drink with me? *"cute voice"*Oh... my leg's injured, can you carry me? And then they went, pleaaase, I will do anything! (Oh my, how ridiculously comical..) And they even called Ryan
Chichi... His chinese name has always been the butt of many jokes, but
Chichi... a little too much?
And so, can you even IMAGINE, four girls called Clarissa, Heidi, Susannah and Unknown, approximately twice of Ryan's height, giggling and giggling even more and saying
those things to Ryan? I think not... he should have taken a video..
Okay:
Heidi = 16
Clarissa = 15
Susannah = 16
Unknown = 15
Apparently, all are from debate and are uber cute and chio. Anyone seen them?
Argh,
The Mao
ChrisCatho; 11:05 PM
A Post In Chinese.

Okay, I'm going to type this in English... so you understand
parts of what I'm trying to say. I hope I won't have too much difficulty. Okay, I'm going to start typing in chinese.
你们好吗?(I'm groaning here, because I don't know how to freaking type HELLO in chinese... can anyone believe its
my mother tongue? I suppose not... I knew I should have tried french... it would have been easier - with the help of a translator...) 好,我洗碗你们会明白我要说的话。刚才,Bradley 逼我来写...原因呢?就是因为他认为,这个blog会“死”。哎..年轻幼稚的男孩就是这一样...啊,我该走了,拜拜!
Oh my, that took an extraordinary amount of strength. I HOPE YOU'RE APPEASED, MR YAM.
花猫
ChrisCatho; 12:48 AM
Friday, February 1, 2008
6th Feb

Greetings and Salutations dear readers.
and SH*T im so sorry my dear seniors who are coming back on the 6th
I know that you know that i know that you arent coming back on the 6th JUST to see me but. Just to tell all of you, dont waste your time looking for me because i wont be there.
Why?
IM GOING TO MALAYSIA!!!! No that sounded wrong. it was more like. sh*t, im going to malaysia...
Why am i going to malaysia?
Chinese New Year duh. Stupid question.
Okay so im dearly sorry. But hey, for all you people who are coming back on the 11th, CYA THEN!
Replies to tags:
Min Yan: Harlow to you. Come back on the 11th arh :D Attend the class party if you can. If you cant i just wait for you lor. :D
Siew Rong: No larh i buying that book for you together with valynn and sze qi.
Ryan: YO...
Chen Yu: OI GO BACK TO YOUR WORK LARH. SAME GOES FOR YOU SIEW RONG.
Yirong: Ei i also super paikia okay :D MUST COME BACK ON 11th ARH!!! MUST PON CCA! DUN CARE :D. okay larh if cannot pon also can. Cya next time
ChrisCatho; 12:29 AM